I had a dream last night that Kim, Jack Black, and I were having a picnic by the side of a road somewhere, and a legendary ultra-aggressive black bison started to approach in the distance, and Kim and Jack figured they'd stay put to see if it didn't notice us, but I said they didn't understand how risky the situation was and bolted to the safety of a nearby home which was kind of mine but not one I've actually seen before, and when it gave up chasing me, it turned on the other two, who scrambled chaotically, and our pet marsupial was scared, so Jack dropped him off in a nearby tree as he ran but then realized the tree was full of warring monkeys, so he climbed up to appease them...meanwhile, Kim showed up at the house, which turned out to be the opening night venue for a new movie starring an ultra-cute movie star, who gave Kim an unusually friendly hello, which she dodged somewhat sheepishly, and she refused to introduce us, and I thought it was because she was afraid we'd hit it off, and she'd want to vomit at the flirtation, but then I found out they knew each other from Kim's previous career as a call girl, then we ordered our expensive juice from the artsy fartsy concessions stand at the theater (can you believe they were charging $15 for a whole grapefruit?) and headed towards the movie, but I woke up before we made it into the movie.
I woke up feeling a bit miffed that Kim had kept me from flirting with a really hot movie star but very much enjoying knowing about her past as a call girl.
That's all.
1 comment:
I was laughing pretty hard even before the marsupial and the warring mokeys, and was shaking with silent laughter by the end. I thought I was the only one who had (and remembered!) dreams like this! Hermano!
I am sorely tempted to print this and post it in my luxurious cubicle at work...
Thank you for a wonderful laugh and trip into your ever creative mind.
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