More Awkward Treats

I feel vaguely uncomfortable each time I remove an individually-wrapped chocolate-covered rolled wafer (pirouline-style) from its long, round, shiny white plastic wrapper. I mean, who in Marketing thought, "Hey, we've made these dessert waf...ers look a bit like feminine hygiene products," and simply decided that was OK? Reason #48 I should consider going into Marketing: to prevent such decisions.