...they do swim all over the pizza even if they were only put on half.
...but I'll add my additional theory: they only swim when nobody's looking. If you eat a pizza, half with anchovies, at the restaurant, the non-anchovy half might be OK because the anchovies have been watched and could therefore not commit their acts of flagrancy. But as soon as a box lid closes over them, and nobody can witness their misbehavior, they're swimming all over the blasted pizza, tainting everything in their path. Nasty, fuzzy, swimming anchovies. She was so right about them.
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