Silly Survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
(filled out on MySpace in February 2007)

Name: Bien Guapito
Birthday: So personal so soon?! Homey don't play that.
Birthplace: ID
Current Location: Massmarketcrapville, UT

Eye Color: Deep, engaging brown...
Hair Color: Luscious brown...now with a hint of grey!
Height: 5'8"

Right Handed or Left Handed: I'm a total southpaw baby! Except golfing...and batting.

Your Heritage: Oh, bad sinuses, greasy skin, a stubborn disposition...

The Shoes You Wore Today: Sexy, red, 3-inch pumps

Your Weakness: Catherine Zeta Jones...at least...I imagine...

Your Fears: Hmm...toughy...OK, I'll admit to being mildly frightened by female wrestlers... *shudder*

Your Perfect Pizza: One that tastes like a really good persian chicken dish and looks like...Catherine Zeta Jones...er...

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Meet Catherine Zeta Jones.

Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Catherine Zeta Jones

Thoughts First Waking Up: HRmph...mmmrrrrrr...no....whrsss thlarrrmmmmmmm... (something along those lines)

Your Best Physical Feature: My booty...yeah, junk in the trunk! ...but some say it's my smile. Aaawwwww.

Your Bedtime: My what?

Your Most Missed Memory: That carefree, lighthearted, sunny, beaming feeling as a kid on a beautiful summer day. ...hey, stop laughing! This one's serious. I miss that!

Pepsi or Coke: Blechhh...neither...gimme Henry Weinhart's Root Beer or no soda at all

MacDonalds or Burger King: What is it with these choices? Didn't you see my "White Trash" blog?

Single or Group Dates: Oh, please...no dates...not right now...

Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Again with the stupid choices...
Chocolate or Vanilla: Nothing personal against vanilla, but I have a lusty relationship with chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Oh...just give me a nice steamer...

Do you Smoke: I don't think so. But maybe if I worked out harder...
Do you Swear: Swear what? Such daft questions...
Do you Sing: All the time...except in the shower.
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes twice. Wow. I'm clean.

Have you Been in Love: I don't know if I've allowed myself that luxury. Does Catherine Zeta Jones count?

Do you want to go to College: Yeah...even after 5 years there already. Nutty, eh?
Do you want to get Married: Eh...due to the nature of these sites, I'm not even touching this one. Although I will say that if that ol' sleazo Mr. Douglas ever loses favor in your sight, you know who to call, Cat. I'll be waiting.

Do you belive in yourself: Yup...just pinched my upper thigh. I seem to be here.

Do you get Motion Sickness: Not yet.

Do you think you are Attractive: I have, on occasion, been rather attracted to myself. Gosh, now I'm blushing.

Are you a Health Freak: You mean do I forbear deodorant, braid my armpit hair, that sort of thing? No. Do I work out multiple times a week? Yes. Eat well? I try.

Do you get along with your Parents: Yup.

Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them. I really like it when the power goes out. Good creative bonding time...no, not THAT creative...sicko.

Do you play an Instrument: Piano.

In the past month have you Drunk Alcohol: The past month? Heh, silly question. Past 27 years? Hm...does a smoothie with vanilla extract count?
In the past month have you Smoked: Again with the silliness. Do fireworks punks count?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Oh man, have I ever. Ibuprofen, pseudoephedrine, antihistamines, you name it.

In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, I always go in the bathroom.

In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Oh boy have I ever. Impulse sweater purchases at BR's clearance rack...yeah, I have a problem.

In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Ew, no.

In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, thank-you for reminding me to consume my monthly sushi.

In the past month have you been on Stage: I'm not sure my "stage presence" would be so enthralling...no, I have not.

In the past month have you been Dumped: That would require having a relationship.

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Past month? Um...I've been dipping, and I'm pretty darn skinny, but no, not so much the skinny dipping...

In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nothing but a few hearts--the usual.

Ever been Drunk: Maybe...I just might have...but I've never really bothered to ask my friends if they spiked the punch without me knowing. I just didn't look right in the photos from that little shindig: a little bloodshot, a little sleepy-looking...hm...Closed containers only with those friends after that.

Ever been called a Tease: Funny you should ask. Just now, someone informed me the term isn't entirely inappropriate. *wicked grin*

Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, my bike got me good one time. By a person? Not at all.

Ever Shoplifted: No, but I have, on occasion, shopvac...d.

How do you want to Die: With a smile, baby, with a smile.

What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Oh please STOP ASKING ME THAT! WILL YOU ALL JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?!

What country would you most like to Visit: Peru. For the food, and the girls who cook it.

In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Depends on other features.
Favourite Hair Color: Rich, silky brown.
Short or Long Hair: Long...did I mention silky?
Height: Eh, whatever works.
Weight: Healthy.
Best Clothing Style: Don't go around wearing Abercrombie propaganda; that's all I ask. Wait, that's not true: also leave something to the imagination. Not that I go around imagining constantly...OK, shutting up.

Number of Drugs I have taken: Oh, so many. Hey, I'm sick a lot. Sue me.

Number of CDs I own: According to my media player, somewhere in the 250 range, maybe...after accounting for all the (legally) downloaded songs from albums I don't own.

Number of Piercings: Why would I do that?

Number of Tattoos: Eh...well... *sheepish grin*...ask me privately.

Number of things in my Past I Regret: Starting this survey, for one. Oh, not taking enough care when zipping up that one time in fourth grade, too. Son of a mother...