Originally completed early 2007. Revised May 2008.
1.Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Um...I think I'll keep this answer to myself. I'd hate to alter anyone's illusions of me... *wink*
2. Are you crushin on someone?
Hm...no, I'm actually not right now. Weird. And it's even Spring! I think I'm more of a Fall guy.
3.Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurt?
In junior high, maybe, kind of...?
4.Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
Yup, if that's what you could call 'em, which I really don't...no, I've never had a girlfriend, really. ...or a boyfriend, for that matter.
But if I HAD had a girlfriend, I would probably have made her cry. That's just bound to be a by-product of my sometimes painful bluntness and my emotional distance. I'm a cruel, cruel man...
5. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
Not sure it makes that big a difference, eh. I enjoy being single, and I'd like a real relationship, but I think the most abiding kind of happiness can and should be found with or without. Long answer for a silly survey.
6.Have you ever cheated on someone?
That would require having someone to cheat on. Oh, if only I had such an opportunity to be unfaithful...
7.Have you ever told someone you loved them?
Sure. But I suppose my cat didn't count. OK OK yes, I've told some people that. Oh, but in that romantic, lovey way? No, I haven't.
8.Have you ever had your heart broken?
Of course. I'm not made of steel, people!
9.Have you ever broken someone's heart?
*sigh* It's not that I TRY to...
10.Talk to any of your exes?
Again, one must have an ex before one can talk to an ex. I only have sorta-kinda exes. But yes, I talk to them, mostly. And I imagine I would talk to a "real" ex, too. ...unless the circumstances of the breakup involved gunfire and/or cooked pet bunnies or other such unpleasantries. Then I probably would not.
11.If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
With romantic relationships? Probably not. Wait, yes, maybe a bit.
12.Think any of your exes feel the same?
*shrug* My whose-its? Demi-exes? Probably.
13.Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
Duh. I mean, with the right person. Hm. Does that person exist? Applications may be mailed to...oh, who am I kidding.
14.Have you been in an abusive relationship?
Nope. I don't allow it.
15. Do you believe everyone needs a second chance?
Depends on what is meant by "second chance" or the nature of the relationship. No, not in every case.
16.Do you believe in love at first sight?
Nope. I believe in infatuation and affection at first sight. I believe in intense attraction at first sight. But not love. Love is BUILT on trust and dedication, through choices from whatever initial attraction there may be. Love at first sight...what poppycock.
17.Do you want to get married?
What? Here? Now? I barely know you.
18.Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you??
*nod*
19.Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?
Yes. All the time. Wait, are we using "liked" in the juvenile, grade school sense? Um...yes, yes I've done that too.
20.Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
If it sounds like having a vice attached to your innards and twisted around relentlessly, then yes. Thanks for digging THAT up.
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