It's a beautiful thing, manscaping. Oh, the fresh feeling of being newly fur-free. It's refreshing, really. Leg hairs stop getting pulled by certain pants. Foot hair no longer caught by socks. I'm just going to say it: even the tangles of certain natural, daily activities involving delicate paper can be improved with a little trimming. I know, I know, not a pretty picture, but don't knock it 'til you've tried it. Armpits stink less. Eyebrows remain properly individual. Nose hairs stay neatly tucked away and make breathing freer and nose-blowing more efficient. There are so many benefits, some of which don't really apply to one such as myself.
No wonder I've sold a few of my friends on the virtues of manscaping. It might be kind of a "metro" thing to do, but come on, guys, girls have been doing more than this to a greater extent, and you've probably barely recognized the attention to detail it has required. Is it really too much to ask to keep your body forest a little trimmed and groomed?
There are also purely social reasons, aside from the personal benefits. I mean, some people are into burly men so furry they barely have the need for clothes, but I'd venture a guess that most people appreciate at least a little deforestation. Just not so much that your legs are smoother than hers. That's just not right.
So give it a chance. Don't be ashamed. If you need motivational help, see this web site.
No comments:
Post a Comment